Cherry Goes Global

Tuesday, September 26, 2006

Press Release

In a message released by her publicist today, The Cherry has stated that she would like to thank each and every one of you for your warm birthday wishes. Your ongoing support means so much to her. As she is currently trying to claw her way back to sobriety after partying with her beloved Gal Pals and Man Pals all weekend she regrets to inform that she cannot respond personally to each message and good wish that was bestowed upon her by her fabulous fans. She also warns that the above picture has been altered by the tabloids in an attempt to turn her angelic public image into that of a trashy ho. She also wishes to inform the fans that although several vagrants did offer their 'services' to her as she stumbled out of the dumpster on Sunday afternoon, she declined all offers and had a very cockless birthday. Despite having little recollection of the birthday celebrations she declared her 30th a 'truly memorable' occasion.

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