Look at this mesmorising picture of moi and don't focus on the green solarised hue in the facial area. That's just a bit of my artsy prep to disguise early morning imperfections (as if there were really any imperfections! I just went a little crazy with the photo program bitches! I wake every morning like I just walked off a Bold and the Beautiful set....obviously apart from the hair). Allow yourself to focus on the fabulousness of the hair. I woke up with my hair standing on end, my mother and sister in law laughing at me over the hair, but my halo in tact! The hair looks like a guy may have taken a shot in the wrong direction, if you know what mean.... If you woke up beside this vision, wouldn't you just chew your own arm to get away?!?!?!? (Shut up jin!)
Cock or two?
Well as tough as it may sound I continue to lead a life of well earned leisure. I went to the interview with the agency on Friday and I do believe the term 'Amazing candidate' was being thrown around. Anyway, she’' been out the night before, slipped in the 'f' word accidentally which made us laugh our heads off and when she asked what my future goals were I said 'Evil World Domination' and we laughed some more. So we shall see if that leads to anything but secretly I hop it doesn't because I may be getting a job with my friend just around the corner from my parents’ place. Obviously, this would be the best situation for saving the cashola to get up and running again. The only problem with it is that if I ever get stuck for a lift to work and back I’d have to drive the Porn Star Porsche and I think it's hard to change gears in that thing. Nevertheless it's a set of wheels even if the fuel consumption is completely obscene.
Here is one of the kangaroos. I think I'm going to name one 'Valentino' and the other 'Rossi'. Thoughts?
The weekend has come and gone and the weather was glorious! On Saturday my sister in law came over, as did my sister and her girlfriend and whilst my bro and dad went for a motorbike ride we ate lunch and got stuck into the trusty old vino. Later Christina (sister in law), mum and I all danced a merry jig which was highly amusing! Trust me when I say we were pulling out some awesome manoeuvres! Call of the day was when Mum asked Christina if she knew what muffdiving was. According to Christina it came way out of left field and had us laughing for quite a while. Sunday my parents and I watched the MotoGP and may I say it was an extremely unusual and interesting race due to on and off rain. Our Boy Valentino Rossi made the podium at third place with a nailbiting finish (ie: all of us jumping up and down in the lounge room) and Nicky Hayden coming fifth and Pedrosa finishing waaaaaaay back. *insert Evil World Domination laugh here* This means Our Boy is still a chance of winning the world championship AGAIN!! Forza Il Dottore!!
This is what I saw this morning. Clouds often float over the river in the morning here. They sit above the water and kind of move on down. Quite magical indeed!
In other news we have had many a visitor of the wildlife variety too, much to my delight! This morning mum was feeding a king parrot out of a container she was holding whilst the bird was sitting on the balcony rail. Tops! And not so long ago I was sitting here minding my own business when our regular kangaroo visitors hopped on by! How cool is that! It hopped away a bit, but I went outside and got some pics but they aren’t really close range, but you can still get the drift I'm sure. They were just kickin' it kanga style. I hope the're back tomorrow. Oh and what about the cockatoo?!?! Not just a ploy to slip the word cock in. He has been hanging around, calling out to his friends and getting his crest out there for all to see.
Hello sailor! Cousin Jazzy came to visit us with Christina and Michael. Christina and I are currently obsessed wth dog's clothing, but secretly I think The Christ of Ina is more into it than The Cherry.....okay probably not but I didn't want to come across as having problems, you know?!?!?!
The male king parrot. Why are the men always prettier????
What else do I have for you????? I'm trying to think. And since thinking has never been my forte I guess I'll just have to leave it here. Enjoy the pics!
The female
Still beautiful but I mean the red face on the male is pretty fucking cool!! This one actually seems to be a little braver. Which I must say are typical traits of gals in general right? hahaha! This is the one that my mum got to eat from the container! AWESOME!!! Soon I hope to have it eating out of my hand. A bit the same way Evil World Domination, men and I will soon work!
Love youse all and GYCO!
C xxx
PS I selflessly volunteered to whore out my fellow Australian’s blog on this post. So I’m doing just that! Get on over to Kiki's blog and see what he has to say for himself! Do it! You know you want to!
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