Friday, May 23, 2008

PRAGUE HERE I COME!!!

Prague is one city I've been dying to go to for a very long time and I finally booked tickets to go today! For next weekend! Hoorah! And, if I can tickets, I'm going to THIS!!!!! Depsite the fact that it's sold out I have the henchmen out on the prowl! Do me a favour and join me in asking the Universe to come through with the goods!

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Tuesday, May 20, 2008

Global Whoring Part One

I have decided to write a little series on the boys that have 'come and gone' of late. 'Entered my life', so to speak. Here's the first cab off the rank!

Name: Mauling Budapestian Jail Bird
Location: Budapest
Date: March 2008

This guy was fucking hot! Marcus, Brent and I ren dez vous'd in Budapest and let me tell you the boys were fucking HOT! Nice change from the ugliness that envelopes me the vast majority of times here in London. So I was in the club there and was looking for the bathroom. Unfortunately I mistook a big mirror for the entrance to another room and so was walking into myself and sidestepping to avoid, well, my own reflection!!!!!!!!!!! WTF!?!?! This is not the first time this has happened to me and I wasn't even that trollied at the time, surprisingly! After I realise I was walking into a freaking mirror I turned around to Mauling Budapestian Jail Bird, who wasn't even laughing at my mirror incident and was just generally oozing hotness, and asked where the bathrooms were. He seemed not to understand in a non english speaking, Budapestian kinda fashion. Then i asked if he spoke English, which he didn't so then I asked him IN ENGLISH (wtf?!?!) where the bathrooms were again! Ha! He said to me in English 'Sexy!'(obviously massive Budapestian accent coming through there) I said 'Thanks' and walked off and told Marcus that the hot guy had called me sexy. Then I went back grabbed the boy's arm and dragged him back to dance with us. Nice! Or was it? It was initially, making out and so forth, but the constant mauling that ensued was fucking irritating! Don't get me wrong, I'm all for inappropraite touch ups, groping, hand down the pants dance floor antics but at least let me dance!

One of the Budapestians we had befriended along the way had told MBJB that Marcus and I were siblings because MBJB was getting jealous (blind Freddy could tell Marcus is a gay homosexual!), so when I went to the bathroom MBJB was asking The Marcus if he could take me home and fuck me. Of course, The Marcus was all for it! Turns out he was straight out of jail (what are the chances of ANOTHER Jail Bird, by the way???), which I guess explains the constant mauling, but not the dick pierce......

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Wednesday, May 14, 2008

Sluts Inc Slide Show

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As you may or may not know, Sluts Inc went on their very first trip together in September 2007. As it turns out it will more than likely be the last with a great divide happening within the group. HAHAHAHAHAHA!! OMFG! What is a holiday without some kind of fucking drama! And by drama, I mean drama queens........mmmmmmmm! mmmmmmmm!

Anyway, that aside I had an absolute blast! Fun times in (mostly) places I hadn't been before. Amalfi Coast in Italy, plus Rome and then onto some of the islands of Croatia. Wow! Amazing!

The only story of me getting laid goes like this (Hvar, Croatia): One night, after doing am impromtu dance to a Justin Timberlake song at an ice cream shop (must get that video and post it for you all!) I was called to one of the yachts that was moored there. They told me to come on and hang with them. I assumed they must have see the dance and taken a liking to me. In short, they hadn't seen the dance, but had taken a liking to me. I told them I had 8 friends and it was all for one and one for all and on we got.

Then we went to a bar and after that trekked back up the million steps. Well, I say trek... the others did, I made the guy carry me up the many, many stairs. Poor bastard. I'm not even into blonds!!

Anyway, in the morning he woke up early and said he had to get back to the yacht. Much like a guy in the Navy says he has to get back to his ship before it sets sail back to Okinawa (or something?!?!). The guy was on holiday! hahahaha! So he asked me for my number and I said I didn't know it, because I didn't and then I told him to write his number down and leave it on the table. That's when he morphed into a girl and mumbled to himself 'Well I don't know why because you won't call me anyway.....' My thoughts were a mixture of 'Please spare me the tears!' and 'Well now that you've just acted like a complete whining bitch there isn't a hope in hell that I'll be calling you'. Yes, I know I'm a bitch, but I was tired and half asleep and he WAS carrying on like a girl. Who says that kinda gear?!?!?

But if you think that's bitchy then the next part will shock and amaze you. And this part was also unintentional......I was walking along the promendae with Marcus when I spotted a yacht which seemed to have hot guys on it. So I start walking along giving the fans model and laughing, oh yes laughing it up like I'm in some kind of tampon commercial. You know, 'so much fun!' kinda thing? We got past them and I said to Marcus 'Did you see them?' and he looked back and said 'Oh yeah!' and then I said 'I deliberately wasn't looking at them. I wonder if they were looking at me' to which he replied 'You bitch!' Although a little taken aback by the harsh comment, I carried on and we went to have some wine. Three hours later some of our friends come and meet us and Marcus starts telling them what a bitch I am because we walked 'straight past that yacht we were on' that I hadn't even looked, waved or said hello. Whoops! I didn't even know it was them!! Hahahaha! Damn! Then I did feel like a real bitch! But I had no clue until Marcus was telling the others three hours later.... Oh well, how was I to know?!?!

I've actually made a slide show that I'll post straight after this one. It's of pics of the entire trip. Oh yeah, did I say that after Croatia Marcus and I went and partied in Paris for my birthday?!?!?! Woohooo! Fun!

Here is one of my fave pics of me taken in Hvar sitting on the balcony.

Very Ibiza Chillout 2007 don't you think??

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Tuesday, May 13, 2008

Cherry Goes Mobile

How fabulous!
Yes, I am nowhere near as technologically inclined as some of you guys are but since buying a Blackberry just a few short weeks ago, I thought it was high time The Cherry went not only global (again), but mobile!

Fabulous fun times as the unfold!

Stand by, for I shall start blogging again party peeps!

Kisses!
C xxx

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